Hm. Ani bych neřekl, že to je manifest nějakého náhledu na to co hráči v dungeon crawlu považují za normální, spíš to je manifest hráčské a vydavatelské stupidity vůbec a obecně. Hlody do herního desingu (dovednosti... dovednosti... sou valstně nanic, každej ví jak maj vypadat, ale zaplní se s nima vždycky tak 100 stránek...) debility dotazů na autory kladených (jak se hází třístěnnou kostkou... to takhle vezmete kostku...) a prostě... no, prostě umělecký dílo :)
Ono to začíná už jenom tim naprosto stylovym
Citace:
© Copyright 1999 by oh damn, I’d have to give my name, very well then, by Hogshead Publishing Limited. Trademark applied
for. Violence™, all Violence™ characters, and related indicia are trademarks of Hogshead Publishing Limited. All other
trademarks used herein, including but not limited to D&D, AD&D, Paranoia, Metal Gear Solid, Quake and Tomb Raider, are
used without permission, remain the property of their respective owners, and no challenge to their ownership or status is
intended by their use in this work. No part of this product may be reproduced by any means, including via photocopy,
mimeography (how retro), installation on a World Wide Web server, or telepathic transmission without the specific permission,
in blood, on parchment, sent by registered mail, return receipt requested, of the copyright owners. I wish I could figure
out how to patent the damn thing—wait a minute, I bet my experience point system, I mean, the Violence™ Experience Point
System™ is patentable—have to talk to a lawyer about that. Any violation of copyright, trademark, or patent will be punished
at the utmost extremity of the law—which in, say, Texas, can be pretty damn extreme, let me tell you. And you’d better put a
little ™ after the name every time you use it, or we’ll whine a great deal. Any resemblance between characters and situations
in this work and persons living or dead are incredibly coincidental. By breaking the shrink-wrap on this book, or even opening
it momentarily if it isn’t shrink-wrapped, you agree to everything contained in this notice and anything we care to tack on in
our idle imaginations at any future time, and it shall inure and be binding upon your heirs, assigns, relatives, and persons
sharing 98% or more of your DNA (which includes basically any hominid from the chimpanzees on up, so take care). No
warranties as to the usefulness, safety, intelligence, intelligibility, or functionality of this work shall be assumed or implied.
Basically, this product doesn’t work, never did, and we aren’t responsible for anything. This product may have been tested on
harmless, furry, adorable little animals. It may drive its users into an extreme psychotic frenzy and induce them to murder
dozens of children in a maniacal rampage sure to hit the evening news. Its manufacture may have involved the deforestation
of tropical nations, the release of toxins into the ecosystem, and the accidental death of dolphins. Okay, we’re kidding about
the dolphins. We think. The manufacturer and designer specifically state that they accept no responsibility for acts of violence,
mayhem, or mass murder that may or may not be committed by players or purchasers of this game. This product may
be dangerous to your mental health.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!